Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
You have one compact set.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
You are the square to my root.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?