Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
I know Benjamin Franklin.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
Your mausoleum or mine?
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
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