I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
I could never Passover you.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Your mausoleum or mine?
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
You read, white, and blew my mind.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Baby, you're a firework.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Your treat or mine?
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
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