Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Baby, you're a firework.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
I came here looking for a little tail.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Your mausoleum or mine?
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.