May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Your treat or mine?
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
You're a good egg.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
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