Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Hello Boo-tiful.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
You're a good egg.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I could never Passover you.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.