You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
I know Benjamin Franklin.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
I could never Passover you.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
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