I came here looking for a little tail.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
Your treat or mine?
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
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