You’re the gravy to my turkey.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
I came here looking for a little tail.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
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