No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Your mausoleum or mine?
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Your treat or mine?
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
I could never Passover you.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
You're a good egg.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…