Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Do you like free samples?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Can I be your next varietal?
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Funny meat-ing you here.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
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