Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Do you like free samples?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
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