Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Do you like free samples?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Can I be your next varietal?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Funny meat-ing you here.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
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