I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Can I be your next varietal?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Do you like free samples?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
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