Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Funny meat-ing you here.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
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