You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Do you like free samples?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.