Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Composers always score.
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
You make my heart skip a beet.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
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