I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
I can score from multiple positions.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
So how many cats do you have?
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
Let’s put our tulips together.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
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