Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
I like long runs on the beach.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Nathan compares to you
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
I think we need to become better strangers.
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
Dominic Pick-Up Lines
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
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