"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
Can I claim your baggage?
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
Is it hot in here - or is it just you?
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
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