Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
Can I hold your hand?
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Now and (Jay)den I like to make the first move
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
You look like my future ex wife.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
Let’s put our tulips together.
Baby, you rock my world!
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
I came here looking for a little tail.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
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