Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
You had me at ruff.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
I think you are just A-Cora-able
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
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