Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
I think we'd make a cute pear.
I want to stretch with you.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
As soon as I saw your face, I knew you weren’t just the average Jo
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
I'd buy a tandem bike just to ride with you.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
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