What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
How about a kanga-root?
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
How much will $20 get me?
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Let's cross the international dateline together.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
I bet you’re really flexible.
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Your name is insert name here?
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
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