Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Your mausoleum or mine?
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
How about a kanga-root?
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
All you need is MY love
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
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