Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
You leave me Wonton more.
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I'm not a professional referee, but please can I have your name and number?
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
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