If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
I’d be Madeline if I didn’t say I was dying to get to know you
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
You can stand under my umbrella.
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
Love me till ice cream.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Your name is insert name here?
Forget a trophy wife…. I’m looking for a Sophie wife
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
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