I’m not usually one for Austin-tatious pickup lines, but I decided to make an exception for you.
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
You're hotter than a data center!
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
I cannoli have eyes for you.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I could never Elea-gnor someone so stunning as you
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
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