Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
Oh, sorry I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another?
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
There’s snow one like you.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
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