You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Belize let me hold you.
You set my heart bonfire.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
I would love to show you first class.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Your fragrance lights up my life.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
I love your energy.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
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