You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
I love all of your stratified layers!
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
Wow, Charlotte, your name should definitely be Char-hot.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
I think we need to become better strangers.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.