Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
Well I can’t Eli to you, you’re pretty cute
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
I think we're mint to be!
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
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