Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Now and (Jay)den I like to make the first move
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
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