Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Here's to a big opening weekend.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
I think you're barbe-cute.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
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