Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
I really caribou-t you.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
Promise you won’t Char-leave?
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
I Ecuador you.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Your lab or my lab?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
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