My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
So, is it my dugout or yours?
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
You look good on your yoga mat.
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
If anyone says you’re a 10/10, they are lying, you’re an Ella-ven
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
You're a good egg.
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
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