Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Let's Taco about love.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
Namastay here or come home with me?
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
I can score from multiple positions.
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
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