Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
Your beauty is blinding.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
How about you and I form a binary system?
Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Your mausoleum or mine?
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
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