Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Are you doctor recommended? Because I’d like to to get a Hailey dose
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
Do you work for NASA? Because you're out of this world.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
You really flipturn me on.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I run by again?
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
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