Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
Know what? I dig you, really!
Hey there cyclist, I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
You are my raisin to smile.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
No wonder the sky is gray- all the color is in your eyes.
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been Aaron-ing through my mind all day
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
I’m not usually one for Austin-tatious pickup lines, but I decided to make an exception for you.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Listen, I’ve got a couple important questions and I really need Samanthas
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
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