Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
You look like my future ex wife.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
Wow, we really matched? I guess we’re simply Seb-posed to be
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
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