Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I think we need to become better strangers.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
I dreamt about you. You died.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Let’s make like a banana and split.
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
I can be your travel pillow.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
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