Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
Well I can’t Eli to you, you’re pretty cute
You are so right. And I am so left.
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Oh me, oh Jeremiah, that is one great face you have there
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
I really caribou-t you.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
I think you're barbe-cute.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
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