I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Wanna churn butter with me?
What is your favorite yoga pose?
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
You’re photos are so great, would it be weird if I made you my screen Xavier?
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
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