Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
You are so right. And I am so left.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
We should make like your parents and split.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
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