Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
You look like my future ex wife.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Go to BabaMail
