Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Can we still share a netflix account?
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
We should make like your parents and split.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
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