It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
You are so right. And I am so left.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
We're donion rings.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
I really like you. So does my wife.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
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