What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
We're donion rings.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Can we still share a netflix account?
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
You are so right. And I am so left.
You looked better when I was drunk.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
"It's not me, it's you!"
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
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