I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
You're such a TEAse.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
I’m soy into you.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Hello there, how do you brew?
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
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