My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
You're such a TEAse.
Hello there, how do you brew?
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I’m soy into you.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
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