Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
You're such a TEAse.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I’m soy into you.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Hello there, how do you brew?
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
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