That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I’m soy into you.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
You're such a TEAse.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
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