You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
You're such a TEAse.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
I’m soy into you.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Hello there, how do you brew?
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.