You're such a TEAse.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.