The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
When are you going to invite me to church?
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
God was just showing off when he made you.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
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