If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
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