I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
God was just showing off when he made you.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
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