I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
There’s snow one like you.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
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