Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
There’s snow one like you.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
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