How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
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