Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
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