Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
There’s snow one like you.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
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