I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
There’s snow one like you.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Go to BabaMail
