I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
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