If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
There’s snow one like you.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
When are you going to invite me to church?
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
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