Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
When are you going to invite me to church?
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
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