It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
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