I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
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