If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
I want you more than I want world peace.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
I've only got three months to live.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Someone said you were looking for me.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
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