You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Are you a model?
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
I've only got three months to live.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
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