Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Someone said you were looking for me.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Are you a model?
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
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