Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
I want you more than I want world peace.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
I've only got three months to live.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Are you a model?
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
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