I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I've only got three months to live.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
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