Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Are you a model?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
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