Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
I've only got three months to live.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Someone said you were looking for me.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
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