Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Are you a model?
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
I want you more than I want world peace.
I've only got three months to live.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
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