Can I have directions?
To your heart.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
I want you more than I want world peace.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Someone said you were looking for me.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
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