You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Wanna churn butter with me?
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
I really caribou-t you.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
I really caribou-t you.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
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