I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
I really caribou-t you.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Wanna churn butter with me?
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Haida there, gorgeous.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
You had me at taco.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
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