Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Wanna churn butter with me?
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.