Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
You had me at taco.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Wanna churn butter with me?
Haida there, gorgeous.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
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