My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
You had me at taco.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
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