Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Wanna churn butter with me?
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