Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
I really caribou-t you.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
I really caribou-t you.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Haida there, gorgeous.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
You had me at taco.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
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