Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
You had me at taco.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
I really caribou-t you.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Haida there, gorgeous.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
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